Dear Training Team,

I was sorely disappointed with my recent experience with Business Ethics 2012.  At no point did the narrator’s words rhyme, making the entire program incredibly difficult to dance to.  Aside from the uneventful rapping style, I was also anticipating a drop in the bass that never occurred.  Then, after blasting this exercise through my work speakers as loud as I could, instead of an impromptu dance party, all I got were angry yells from my boss and coworkers to turn it down. Additionally, partying, hoes, excessive spending of money, and gold chains were never mentioned, taking away from the overall experience.

In sum, I recommend a complete overhaul of your training exercise to one that will get the party started.  I need to feel engaged and ready to get twisted if I am to learn your material.  At the very least you should include a hypnotic beat to dance to, and it wouldn’t hurt to add some hotties in short skirts to reinforce the sexual vibe that we all expect from an ethics training module.  Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

John