Take a look up there in the sky and tell me what you see.  Fluffy innocent clouds?  A sea of blue that wraps around the water’s edge hugging the horizon? Peace and harmony with nature?  If you asked me, I’d tell you it looks more like a murderous rampage waiting to happen.  Those white fluffy clouds look lazy and harmless, but what you don’t know could kill you.

The fact of the matter is clouds are responsible for millions of deaths and health complications worldwide.  You can see them behind thunderstorms, tornados, and even devastating hurricanes.  Some of the most disastrous natural events occur because these seemingly innocent clouds suddenly decide that they want to kill all humans.  Have you ever seen a tornado in the midst of a deep blue sky?  Or lightning bolts careening through the air while the sun is shining bright?  Of course not.

I think that it’s pretty unnerving that at any moment the home that you have worked so hard to keep and maintain could be destroyed by a destructive lightning blast at the whim of some upset gang of clouds.  Your children could be swallowed up by rouge tornados because some renegade cloud is having a bad day.  Every single moment of your life is dictated by these horrible beings and whether or not they want to cause chaos and destruction at any given moment.  I don’t know about you, but I am tired of being scared and having my life controlled by the passing moods of these diabolical forces.

However, I found a way to make sure that I am never terrorized by these menacing clouds ever again, and I am going to share this lovely secret with you.  For only a small monthly fee you could have the Cloud Prevention Insurance team on your side.  We provide peace of mind, love, and security that you can’t find in any other insurance company.  Our around the clock service will make you feel confident about going outside, enjoying every day, and providing a worry-free environment for you and your children.  We make sure that you are covered in case those clouds ever attack, or terrorize you in almost any way.  You can rest easy knowing that you have protection against the terrorist of the sky, and you can’t put a price on peace of mind.

People will notice as you walk around town with a swagger that can only be brought along by knowing that the Cloud Insurance Team is on your side.  It won’t be the sun that shines the brightest, it will be your fearless unwavering smile.